Rutabaga the Adventure Chef: Book 2: Feasts of Fury
OW What was The only thing you'll get from me is a swift beating Filthy gubblin I'm not a gubblin that for eh You gubblins think you can pick on an old man Why ya sneaking around in the woods then My face I gotta put something on this I wasn't I was trying to make friends mmf ow 's funny way to make friends That's better Say what's all this I'm a chef Well then I'd like to order some lunch Table for one please Is that so WHAT Poke It's my portable kitchen Poke
Not like that I'm an Adventure Chef I travel around looking for new ingredients to cook with As an apology for startling you I'll gladly make you some lunch What do you say Let's Get COOKING Golly that'd be great sonny Whoa Calm down there SLICE 1 Cut a nice crusty roll in half 2 Add lettuce and rolls of lunch meat 3 Cut cheese into triangles and place on roll Add a tomato You have made a RAR SANDWICH MONSTER 4 Spear 2 olives and crinkle cut carrots with toothpicks
Wow This is wonderful So creative too You're the real deal eh You bet I am I've cooked for kings strange beasts and even a god My uncle liked to cook He'd always be making something delicious in the kitchen He even let me help out a few times Oh yeah Hey watch it with that MUNCH MUNCH In fact I remember a soup that he used to make that was just amazing It was his signature dish That's the thing The soup was a standard broth but after adding a secret ingredient the flavor would completely change It'd go from simple to sublime A unique flavor that just filled your mouth Gosh It's been close to 30 years since I've eaten it Wow what was in it I don't remember WELL What's the secret ingredient
All right Well I'm gonna go Ha ha Wait up You didn't let me finish I don't know what the ingredient is BUT I think I know where he got it from I'll take you to it Let's see where are we On Grimmond Road That means we're maybe 3 miles from Slipstone Pass Hmmmm Follow me and I'll introduce you to my uncle's Amazing Secret Soup I think I remember how to get there And who's this little guy huh That's a strange name for a puppy I grew up around these parts Lived here my whole life All 82 years My name is Wilbur Wilbur Stampes Hah he's not onun he Fat too What do you feed him Oh that's Pot Rutabaga never mind
