Rutabaga the Adventure Chef: Book 2: Feasts of Fury
BEWARE GUBBLINS
What a perfect day FOR ADVENTURE It's been a few months since we started on our food adventure You enjoying it Pot Sigh Sometimes I wish you could talk It gets a little lonely out here I'm gonna go say hi It'll be nice to walk with someone who can actually talk No offense Pot Hey look up ahead A fellow traveler Sounds like someone's trying to sneak up on me Maybe a gubblin Hi there My n WHAK Rutz GUBBLIN Won't they be in for a surprise
OW What was The only thing you'll get from me is a swift beating Filthy gubblin I'm not a gubblin that for eh You gubblins think you can pick on an old man Why ya sneaking around in the woods then My face I gotta put something on this I wasn't I was trying to make friends mmf ow 's funny way to make friends That's better Say what's all this I'm a chef Well then I'd like to order some lunch Table for one please Is that so WHAT Poke It's my portable kitchen Poke
Not like that I'm an Adventure Chef I travel around looking for new ingredients to cook with As an apology for startling you I'll gladly make you some lunch What do you say Let's Get COOKING Golly that'd be great sonny Whoa Calm down there SLICE 1 Cut a nice crusty roll in half 2 Add lettuce and rolls of lunch meat 3 Cut cheese into triangles and place on roll Add a tomato You have made a RAR SANDWICH MONSTER 4 Spear 2 olives and crinkle cut carrots with toothpicks
