Rutabaga the Adventure Chef: Book 2: Feasts of Fury
Wow This is wonderful So creative too You're the real deal eh You bet I am I've cooked for kings strange beasts and even a god My uncle liked to cook He'd always be making something delicious in the kitchen He even let me help out a few times Oh yeah Hey watch it with that MUNCH MUNCH In fact I remember a soup that he used to make that was just amazing It was his signature dish That's the thing The soup was a standard broth but after adding a secret ingredient the flavor would completely change It'd go from simple to sublime A unique flavor that just filled your mouth Gosh It's been close to 30 years since I've eaten it Wow what was in it I don't remember WELL What's the secret ingredient
All right Well I'm gonna go Ha ha Wait up You didn't let me finish I don't know what the ingredient is BUT I think I know where he got it from I'll take you to it Let's see where are we On Grimmond Road That means we're maybe 3 miles from Slipstone Pass Hmmmm Follow me and I'll introduce you to my uncle's Amazing Secret Soup I think I remember how to get there And who's this little guy huh That's a strange name for a puppy I grew up around these parts Lived here my whole life All 82 years My name is Wilbur Wilbur Stampes Hah he's not onun he Fat too What do you feed him Oh that's Pot Rutabaga never mind
I love this place My sisters and I used to run up and down these roads from dawn to dusk Why I was fishing this very creek when I saw my uncle scurry up Slipstone Pass so I followed him Here ya go Wilbur Heh this is much more of a hike than I recall Guess I'm not 8 years old anymore OOF I gotta sit down Huff Oh thanks sonny Don't think I can accompany you all the way It's right around the corner though Go all the way to the top of Slipstone Pass and you'll find an old abandoned house I saw my uncle go inside and when he came out he chased me back home That night we had his Amazing Secret Soup The secret ingredient is in that house I swear it I'll be back in a sec Pot Stay with Wilbur
Wow this trail is pretty treacherous AAA MSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS TEN pit Pat Pit pat Pie AAAAA HUH wow