THE TWO FUGITIVES HAVE TAKEN A STOLEN SPACESHIP TO EARTH НА НА НА НА BUT WAIT THERE'S EVEN MORE THE SLUG KING WHO'S BEING CHASED BY THE MICRONIAN ARMADA AND THREE SPACE BOUNTY HUNTERS SNEAKED INTO A MANHOLE HA HA HA NOW HE'S HIDING OUT IN THE SEWERS AND IF THAT WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH HA HA
ARMED WITH A POWERFUL DECONSTRUCTOR BEAM THIS BEAM THE SLUG KING HAS MANAGED TO DEFEAT SUPER POTATO HA HA HA UGHHH POOR SUPER POTATO DEFEATED BEATEN AND SUBDUED BY THE SLUG KING WILL THIS BE THE END OF THE ADVENTURES OF OUR BELOVED SUPERHEROIC TUBER UGH PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MY FINAL REVENGE LITTLE SPUD I'M GOING TO FINISH YOU OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL HA HA HA YEAH YEAH WE GET IT BUT WAIT A MOMENT
IT'S NOT ALL BAD NEWS ABOVE GROUND THE MICRONIAN ARMADA HAS ARRESTED THE OTHER ESCAPED PRISONER RAH THE TYRANNICAL HOORAY RAAH IT SEEMS THEY HAVE ALSO MANAGED TO CALM DOWN THE BOUNTY HUNTERS WHO HAD BEEN FIGHTING AMONGST THEMSELVES OR NOT THE RELENTLESS RUGGLEBUGGLE JUST DOESN'T QUIT HOW STUBBORN BACK OFF
THE SLUG KING IS MINE PHIU PHIU PHIU PHIU HUH WHAT AM I SEEING DOWN THERE A SLIME TRAIL HE FLED THROUGH THAT HOLE
