TWO DANGEROUS PRISONERS ZORT THE SLUG KING AND RAH THE TYRANNICAL HAVE ESCAPED THE MICRONIAN INTERGALACTIC MAXIMUM-SECURITY PRISON НА НА НА SHHHHHH AND THAT'S NOT ALL
THE TWO FUGITIVES HAVE TAKEN A STOLEN SPACESHIP TO EARTH НА НА НА НА BUT WAIT THERE'S EVEN MORE THE SLUG KING WHO'S BEING CHASED BY THE MICRONIAN ARMADA AND THREE SPACE BOUNTY HUNTERS SNEAKED INTO A MANHOLE HA HA HA NOW HE'S HIDING OUT IN THE SEWERS AND IF THAT WEREN'T BAD ENOUGH HA HA
ARMED WITH A POWERFUL DECONSTRUCTOR BEAM THIS BEAM THE SLUG KING HAS MANAGED TO DEFEAT SUPER POTATO HA HA HA UGHHH POOR SUPER POTATO DEFEATED BEATEN AND SUBDUED BY THE SLUG KING WILL THIS BE THE END OF THE ADVENTURES OF OUR BELOVED SUPERHEROIC TUBER UGH PREPARE YOURSELF FOR MY FINAL REVENGE LITTLE SPUD I'M GOING TO FINISH YOU OFF ONCE AND FOR ALL HA HA HA YEAH YEAH WE GET IT BUT WAIT A MOMENT
