The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl: Squirrel Meets World

The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl: Squirrel Meets World — page 9
SQUIRREL GIRL Oh But it's a closed group That's what the baron was trying to say Sorry It's okay said Doreen Normal people like you If Doreen showed them her squirrel tail would they think she was cool and invite her to be their friend Or would they just dissolve into sticky puddles of sorrow that they didn't have tails of their own Doreen sighed Maybe squirrel friends would be easier to make than human friends Doreen checked to make sure the LARPers weren't watching her and then she climbed a tree It was a huge old oak and she scrambled up the trunk like a spider climbs a wall Or rather like a squirrel climbs a tree with ease A little brown squirrel on a branch leaped back when it saw her Hi there Sorry I didn't mean to startle you she said I'm- The squirrel ran away She climbed higher discovering a pair of squirrels trembling staring at Doreen with eyes wide Don't be afraid said Doreen I'm like you She turned and stuck out her bum See that big booty It's not that big by itself I'm hiding a squirrel tail The squirrels ran down the tree and away