The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl: Squirrel Meets World

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SQUIRREL GIRL And now you walk a narrow stone bridge over a lake of bubbling lava he was saying The other creatively dressed teens began to step carefully through the grass Because it was just grass Not lava Though Doreen caught herself looking to make sure Out of the lava rises the forsoother said pausing for effect a red dragon Doreen looked around for a dragon just in case As far as she knew dragons were imaginary but after all she was living in a world where a photo of Thor the God of Thunder buying sha warma from a street vendor currently held the Twitter record for most retweets so YOU JUST NEVER KNEW what was possible.5 Aah cried out a pale blond girl in a belted nightgown and knee high leather boots Not a dragon I choose to fight it cried out another girl in a belted night gown her black hair full of ribboned braids She raised a sword Yonder scaly fiend's hide will decorate my mead hall Hey there said Doreen You guys look and sound really interesting and I would like to be your friend They all stared at Doreen frowning This was not the reac tion Doreen had hoped for 5 I think that photo went viral because that shawarma looked soooo delish Mom thinks it had something to do with Thor not wearing a shirt 6 Ideal reaction Yes please We've been hoping that someone EXACTLY LIKE YOU would find us here so we could make her our BFF Or something I'm not super particular 6