GUINEA DOG 2 Patrick Jennings darby creek MINNEAPOLIS
For the stupendous Ro Stimo
Contents 1 I wanted a dog 1 2 My guinea dog waits at the front door her leash in her mouth 6 3 I pity celebrities 11 4 Speaking of freaks here comes Lurena 15 5 I’m almost positive guinea pigs can’t open car doors 19 6 A person can’t run away with a broken foot 27 7 Fido isn’t too fat to fall through sewer grates 34 8 Our fun was ruined by a girl and her hamster 40
