Weerdest Day Ever!

Weerdest Day Ever! — page 7 — how they mixed up the 3 cups the chicken wuld always peck at the one with the ball I culdn’t do it and I was watching the video I figure that chicken is smarter than me Not much smarter because I can tie my skates and count but a bit smarter This is in case you want better spelling Im doing my best I have trouble with lots of words 2 and to and real and reel And a hole bunch more I go with the way they sound even tho I know some words are weerd Like is it frend or freind Let me check Oh I will forget that Anyway We drove on a bumpy road along the outside of the park After a few minutes we found an open place to put up our tents 2 tents I was going to be with Spencer and Grampa was by himself That was a good thing Have you ever slept near an old person They fart a lot and go whhhhhh and unnnnnnng You know And they moan and smell like mint and teeth 6 richard scrimger

Weerdest Day Ever! — page 8 — When the tents were up Grampa and I went to get wood and then he took us for a walk and told us the rules Grampa was big on rules He was going to let me and Spencer be on our own but he wanted us to stay close and check in That was the rule for this trip Do you understand Bernard he asked Grampa was the only one who called me Bernard Every body else called me Bunny Will I trust you Bernard I dont know I said I mean you cant tell what some one else will do Grampa frowned Let me ask again Will I trust you Bernard I want to trust you I looked at Spencer for help but he was busy checking his pockets You shuld do what you want Grampa I said Unless it hurts somebody Thats my rule Its a pretty good rule 7 weerdest day ever

Weerdest Day Ever! — page 9 — Grampa looked at me a long time I looked back I don’t know what Spencer did There was shouting in the distance and a sound like banging on a pot OK I will trust you both said Grampa I want you to have fun here Pay attention This is not a normal weekend at the park There will be surprises More shouting and a boom sound Fire works maybe Cool Like a birthday party That kind of surprise Youll find out Bernard Spencer grabbed my arm Theres a problem he said 8 richard scrimger

Weerdest Day Ever! — page 10 — SPENCERS BEST THING in the hole world was his phone He liked it more than his glasses or his best jeans or his Star Wars action guys or or anything It was bran new for his birthday and it did lots of things He culd watch movys on his phone or play games or tell time or do math He culd look up stuff on the internet He culd even make phone calls It was a smart phone he told me I agreed I didnt know if his phone culd pick out a ball under a cup like the chicken in the video But it sounded pretty smart 9

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