Weerdest Day Ever!

Weerdest Day Ever! — page 5 — Thats what this story is about We stayed over night but it was Saturday afternoon and Sunday morning so it was really only 1 day I culd call it My Day With Grampa or My Day With Spencer Only I didn’t see much of them and some reely weerd things happened I mean really weerd So Im calling it Weerdest Day Ever I think thats the rite title OK I will start now Grampa picked us up from our house in Toronto and drove us to Queen something Park That was the name of the park I dont know where it was It took us all morning to get there We drove over a long bridge and went left and the sun hit me where I was sitting in the back of the Jeep Did I say it was the week end It was Almost summer so it was warm enuff for short pants I wore one of Dad’s old t shirts It said Bread on it Thats all Bread Dad said I looked groovy Then he laffed Spencer wore baggy shorts with 4 richard scrimger

Weerdest Day Ever! — page 6 — lots of pockets and zips He hated them because they made his legs look skinny But your legs are skinny I said Spencer is a year older than me but Im bigger Theyre even skinnier in these stupid shorts he said By now we were in the park and driving slow I was eating ice cream There was a place out side the park gates and we stopped there for lunch Spencer had finished his ice cream He sat back and frowned at all the trees He doesnt like camping I do Camping means sleeping in a tent and cooking on a fire Fun you know Spencer doesnt think so Hes smarter than me and he likes inside things Reading comic books and gaming And his new phone He loves that I better say rite now Spencer is not the only one who is smarter than me This is in case you cant tell already Just about every body is smarter than me My class my family every body I saw a video with a chicken who culd always tell witch cup had the little ball under it No matter 5 weerdest day ever

Weerdest Day Ever! — page 7 — how they mixed up the 3 cups the chicken wuld always peck at the one with the ball I culdn’t do it and I was watching the video I figure that chicken is smarter than me Not much smarter because I can tie my skates and count but a bit smarter This is in case you want better spelling Im doing my best I have trouble with lots of words 2 and to and real and reel And a hole bunch more I go with the way they sound even tho I know some words are weerd Like is it frend or freind Let me check Oh I will forget that Anyway We drove on a bumpy road along the outside of the park After a few minutes we found an open place to put up our tents 2 tents I was going to be with Spencer and Grampa was by himself That was a good thing Have you ever slept near an old person They fart a lot and go whhhhhh and unnnnnnng You know And they moan and smell like mint and teeth 6 richard scrimger

Weerdest Day Ever! — page 8 — When the tents were up Grampa and I went to get wood and then he took us for a walk and told us the rules Grampa was big on rules He was going to let me and Spencer be on our own but he wanted us to stay close and check in That was the rule for this trip Do you understand Bernard he asked Grampa was the only one who called me Bernard Every body else called me Bunny Will I trust you Bernard I dont know I said I mean you cant tell what some one else will do Grampa frowned Let me ask again Will I trust you Bernard I want to trust you I looked at Spencer for help but he was busy checking his pockets You shuld do what you want Grampa I said Unless it hurts somebody Thats my rule Its a pretty good rule 7 weerdest day ever

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