Ghastly McNastys: The Lost Treasure of Little Snoring

Ghastly McNastys: The Lost Treasure of Little Snoring — page 7
BIG MACTOPUS doubloons McNasty's Eat it before it eats you STRAWBERRY Jellyfish But their absolute favorite thing was TREASURE Particularly treasure that didn't belong to them but that they could STEAL Every night straight after dinner they counted all their stolen treasure However much they had it was never enough to satisfy the greedy McNastys they always wanted more Now there were lots of things that the McNasty twins didn't like They didn't like brushing their teeth so they didn't brush them except on February 29 and they never ever made an appointment to see the dentist because all dentists terrified them They loathed boiled cabbage which they thought smelled like cats pee which it does however much your mom tries to tell you otherwise They hated doing long division which all pirates learn at Pirate School FANG PASTE Best before so that they can share out treasure because they 10 6 1956 didn't like math and they didn't like sharing They didn't like school and school didn't like them The McNasty twins had been expelled from Pirate School after the first week for cutting off all the girls braids with their cutlasses and holding the principal ransom in the art cupboard for 100 chocolate