Ghastly McNastys: The Lost Treasure of Little Snoring

Ghastly McNastys: The Lost Treasure of Little Snoring — page 5
The McNasty twins were the nastiest pirates ever to have sailed the seven seas Everyone called them those nasty boys except their friends who called them Bob and Tim They didn't have any friends though only imaginary ones and even they refused to play with the twins and would only play with each other But they did have a second mate called Mrs Slime who was called Mrs Slime on account of her nose which ran a great deal She didn't like the McNasty twins much either but they paid her in boxes of tissues That was very useful because she had already used up both sleeves wiping her nose Tissue hill Slime puddle