Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior Graphic Novel: Finding the Witch
PART ONE ENTITY'S LAIR ALI W
DO YOU MEAN REMOVE YOUR CURSE IT'S NOT THE FOUR B'S ARE OFF ON ANOTHER ADVENTURE FIRST GOAL FINDING ENTITY SECOND GOAL HAVING HIM BRING US TO GWENDOLYN THE WITCH THIRD GOAL HAVING HER DECURSE ME SAME THING I THINK WE SHOULD DO SOMETHING BEFORE ALL THAT REST AND BATHEI SPEAKING OF SWEETPEA ISN'T HE SUPPOSED TO BE WAITING BEHIND THE WALL OF COURSE IBET SWEETPEA COULD USE A BATH TOO HE ISN'T THERE SWEETPEA 3 YEAH WHY
IT CAN'T BE HE WAS JUST HERE I WOULDN'T MISS HIM HE'S AT LEAST 15 FEET TALL YOUR DRAGON MUST HAVE BEEN TAKEN BY ENTITY AND HIS MINIONS THEY WERE THE ONLY ONES HERE BESIDES US HOW CAREFULLY DID YOU LOOK A TAME DRAGON IS UNHEARD OF IN MINECRAFTIA THEY MUST HAVE WANTED HIM FOR THEMSELVES WE HAVE TO ACT FAST FOLLOW ME YOU KNOW WHERE TO FIND ENTITY IDO WHERE FAR FAR AWAY SO MUCH FOR TAKING A BATH TODAY
FAR LIKE 2,000 BLOCKS NO 15,000 HURRI ENTITY'S PEOPLE USE PORTALS THROUGH THE NETHER TO TRAVEL FASTER 15,000 BLOCKS WILL TAKE US FOREVER WITHOUT SWEETPEA I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW THAT WORKS DISTANCES IN THE NETHER ARE EIGHT TIMES SHORTER THAN IN MINECRAFTIA IN OTHER WORDS EVERY BLOCK THERE IS EIGHT BLOCKS IN MINECRAFTIA IT'S SIMPLE LET'S SAY A WARRIOR ENTERS A PORTAL AT THE COORDINATES X 0 Z 0 AND TRAVELS THROUGH THE NETHER TO X 1,000 Z 1,000 WHEN HE GETS BACK TO MINECRAFTIA HE'LL BE AT X 8,000 Z 8,000 I DON'T GET IT ок YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT BUT LET'S PRETEND WE DIDI NOT ONE BIT 5