You Can’t Lay an Egg If You’re an Elephant

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It's easy to tell when a woman is having a baby her belly gets bigger and bigger and bigger After nine months her baby is born I can't remember The day I was born The 5th of September At 8 in the morn I must have been there I had to be Cause if I wasn't I wouldn't be me