Champion Chompers, Super Stinkers and Other Poems by Extraordinary Animals

Champion Chompers, Super Stinkers and Other Poems by Extraordinary Animals — page 1 — Calling all contestants Think you're tops The most The best Are you bigger taller faster smaller STRONGER than the rest We have ways to test and measure Speed endurance skills and size Who's the winner Let's get started Time to see who takes first prize

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