The Marvel Joke Book

The Marvel Joke Book — page 7 — WE'LL BE COVERING LOTS OF DIFFERENT TYPES OF JOKES CHECK OUT A FEW EXAMPLES KNOCK KNOCK Knock knock Who's there Radio Radio who Radio not here we go Questions Answers Q Why did Peter Parker eat his math homework A Because his teacher said it was a piece of cake

The Marvel Joke Book — page 8 — TONGUE TWISTERS ELECTRO LICKED THE LIZARD'S LABEL ELECTRO LICKED THE LIZARD'S LABEL ELECTRO LICKED THE LIZARD'S LABEL SOUNDS WEIRD TO ME

The Marvel Joke Book — page 9 — NOW THAT YOU'VE LEARNED THE BASICS LET'S DO SOME CLASSIC KNOCK KNOCK JOKES GIVE EM A TRY Knock knock Who's there Nun Nun who Nun of your business Knock knock Who's there Pecan Pecan who Pecan somebody your own size Knock knock Who's there Meyer Meyer who Meyer nosy Knock knock Who's there Zany Zany who Zany body in there KNOCK KNOCK

The Marvel Joke Book — page 10 — Knock knock Who's there Fairy Fairy who Fairy nice to meet you I'm Spider Man Knock knock Who's there Dare Dare who Dare must be some mistake you're in my house KNOCK KNOCK Knock knock Who's there Lena Lena who Lena little bit closer and I'll tell you Knock knock Who's there Penny Penny who Penny for your thoughts MY THOUGHTS ARE WORTH WAAAY MORE THAN A PENNY THEY'RE WORTH A DOLLAR AT LEAST

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