Star Wars: The Mighty Chewbacca in the Forest of Fear
CHAPTER 1 WURGGRRRRRRBLE That was the sound of Chewbacca grumbling as he took off from Coruscant in a cargo ship full of cute tooka cats You know what a tooka cat is right Sort of like a small furry hyper dragon but with big fuzzy ears a chunky striped tail and more teeth A lot more teeth Anyway one of those was rubbing its body against Chewie's leg while he was trying to fly the ship
Meeeeyu That was the tooka MRRRRRGGGGH That was the Wookiee There are many nuances and hidden meanings in the Wookiee language Shyriiwook but I believe he was complaining about the job in general and preparing to get more specific I'll do my best to translate but it's not my native language NWURRRG That was his opinion of the cargo ship which was indeed pretty cruddy URRRRRGG And that was his opinion of the cargo ship's controls Also cruddy WGHYAARRRRR As you can see he was becoming increasingly frustrated with the controls
NYARRR RYARRR WHRRRG Oh dear I hope none of you do know Shyriiwook because that was quite rude However he made a valid point the controls weren't just bad they were not working at all BAM BAM BAM That of course was not Chewie speaking but Chewie's massive hairy fist pounding dents into the control panel The tooka scampered out of the cockpit when the banging started which was a smart move If you ever see a Wookiee losing his or her temper you are in the wrong place and need to get to the right place which is a long way away Scamper if you must YHWARGGHHHHHHHH Now that was indeed an extremely angry roar but I have to warn you the next one is going to be a
