The Unbeatable Squirrel Girl: Squirrel Meets World

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3 SQUIRREL GIRL It will be said her mom who looked similar to a lot of other moms you've probably seen around i.e. human with no squirrel tail If you ignored the tail Doreen also looked similar to a lot of humans you've seen around Specifically this human was a fourteen year old of the female variety with pale freckled skin and red hair that never grew longer than her jaw Also her two front teeth were a little longer than their neighbors She had to gnaw on things to keep them from getting even longer Things like logs. Chock Full Of Squirrels Doreen repeated I researched the area before we moved sweetie and there isn't a neighborhood in New Jersey that isn't teeming with squirrels squirrels said Maureen Or any neighborhood in almost any climate anywhere in the world actually Squirrels get around Yeah Squirrels are awesome They were unpacking boxes in their new house which smelled a little damp like an overturned pile of leaves and not at all familiar Maureen was stacking their towels and sheets in the hallway linen closet Doreen was perched on the curtain rod above her window taping a poster of She Hulk onto her ceiling One time when Doreen was little she and her mom were walking 3 Mm mm logs nature's crackers Maple logs are my favorite fresh with syrup JK I don't eat logs That would be weird I just chew on them to keep my front teeth trim Which isn't weird at all If you're me