The Prince of Steel Pier

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4 No other guests die over the weekend but my whole family still tiptoes around me like I'm a hospital patient They whisper in corners thinking I can't hear them but if there's one thing about us Jews it's that we're not quiet people Mom keeps putting her hands on her cheeks and shaking her head He could be traumatized for life Then she grouches at Dad for bringing me up to Mrs. Goldberg's room Bubbe and Zeyde my grandmother and grandfather keep telling me to go lie down That's their response to everything Skin your knee Go lie down Have a rash Go lie down At least five times Reuben says I could take him for a slice of pizza Uncle Sol thinks he's a doctor Give him flat ginger ale That will settle his stomach Even my ten year old brother Ben has something to say about the whole thing I coulda told you that Joey was gonna upchuck when he saw the dead lady When the next guest dies I'm going to go look at the body It'll be good for my acting Maybe the next part I get will be as a corpse He rolls his eyes back and dangles his tongue out of the corner of his mouth