Mermaid School No.3: Ready, Steady, Swim

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Miss Haddock was old and nearsighted and didn’t approve of tattoos She had been the fishball champion of Mermaid Lagoon in her youth but that wasn’t saying much Fishball was the most boring sport Marnie had ever played It had lots of rules and hardly any swimming around This merman looked like he would eat Miss Haddock for lunch Ms Mullet looked even smaller than usual next to the giant visitor Good morning class she said I’m sorry to say that Miss Haddock had an accident last night and won’t be with us today Dora Agua gasped Is Miss Haddock all right Ms Mullet Miss Haddock mistook a reef shark for her pet catfish Ms Mullet said She is expected to make a full recovery but she will be in hospital for a while Most of the mermaids were fond of Miss Haddock because she never made them swim around too fast and sometimes brought her catfish Cecil to lessons Others were less concerned I hope Miss Haddock retires after this said Gilly Seaflower Her lessons are really boring That’s a terrible thing to say Gilly snapped Orla Finnegan How would YOU like to be eaten by a shark 2