Garbage Pail Kids No. 1: Welcome to Smellville

Garbage Pail Kids No. 1: Welcome to Smellville — page 9
Of course Peter and Patty the Perfect twins have a perfect project Rob Slob and I listened in as they explained it to Mrs Hooping-Koff We started out with an awesome idea Peter explained We wanted to do a life-size model of our solar system But our living room isn’t big enough for that Patty said So we brought it down in size a bit I studied their project It had eight different-colored objects dangling on strings This is the solar system Peter Perfect said twirling one of the planets on their mobile It’s made entirely from fruit And we used only organic fruit Patty Perfect This plum is the Earth Peter explained And that added proudly lemon is Venus Mrs Hooping-Koff nodded and wrapped her hand around another piece of fruit And what is this grapefruit she asked picking it up from the table Uranus That’s not part of the display Patty replied We were saving it for lunch Mrs Hooping-Koff scribbled some notes on her pad A wonderful project she told the twins We’re going to donate all of the fruit to poor people Peter said grinning so that his perfect teeth gleamed in the gym lights Wonderful Mrs Hooping-Koff muttered and she scribbled some more on her pad