There are lots of seats on the plane With passengers in every seat Packed in tight Like kernels on a corncob Farmer Bill groans 2
Wish I was back on my tractor The woman next to him doesn’t look up She keeps typing on her laptop Good plan Bill she says Try flying to Holland on your tractor I’ll see you when you get there 3
Bill doesn’t say a word He doesn’t want to go to Holland He doesn’t even know where Holland is But it’s a long way from America that’s for sure It takes them nine hours to get there 4
Bill trudges along after the woman It’s nighttime in America now But here in Holland it’s already morning He yawns 5
