The Adventures of Sherlock Bones 2: Dog Not Gone

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CHAPTER ONE I was having the most awful dream Asleep awake asleep awake I've taken a lot of flak in my life over how much sleeping I do the sixteen naps in a typical twenty four hour cycle the naps before and after meals the naps because it's ten a.m. or three p.m. or even two sixteen p.m. on alternating Tuesdays Well you get the idea To this I say aren't we all always doing one or the other waking or sleeping Unless of course we are no longer alive And so since I was most definitely asleep and that is perfectly okay I was as previously stated having the most awful dream In this dream a dog had shown up on my doorstep Well actually he showed up on my lawn while I was napping outside He was a Great Dane sent to me by our mutual friend and he said his name was Sherlock Bones He had this wild story about being something called a consulting detective Which was a job very similar to being a private detective or