Homer on the Case

Homer on the Case — page 5
How’d he do Grandad asked Nineteen minutes Last time was seventeen Not your best time Hom Homer Something happened to you No wonder you’re two minutes behind your best time He picked me up and held me up to his chin giving me tiny kisses as if kisses would help me regrow tail feathers This was a little embarrassing but Otto was prone to overreacting wherever I was concerned Call it being overprotective Or get mushy and call it love Looks like Homer might’ve had a run-in with a hawk Grandad said And looks like it was a close one But don’t worry Otto He’ll grow new tail feathers in no time Otto looked alarmed Poor Homer he said Here I’ve put down fresh newspaper a little bit of cracked corn and your favorite millet mix Nice clean water All for you I heaved a big sigh and gazed gratefully at my rooftop world It consisted of a large cage with three sides made of chicken wire and the back covered in wood planks to keep the north wind out I had a cozy wooden box inside the cage to sleep in lined with soft sweet-smelling hay The cage had a huge swinging door that was almost 4 Homer on the Case