The Wonderful Baron Doppelgänger Device

The Wonderful Baron Doppelgänger Device — page 1 — For Brigitte Curt the real M P

The Wonderful Baron Doppelgänger Device — page 2 — My Pants Proved How wrong I was By FallIng to tHe Floor noveMBer 13tH 1891 fake me shouted pointing at me No I’m the real me He’s the fake W B the fake W B I’m the real me He’s the fake W B I shouted pointing at the Well now I’m out of ideas P frowned as he looked at me then he looked at the fake me then at me again then at the fake me again and then he looked at his horse Geoffrey and smiled I really love our new horse he told my mother McLaron please focus M ordered Right P said as he turned back to me and the fake W B W B and other W B there is only one way to be certain which one of you is telling the truth He held up a funny looking device that resembled a combination between an alarm clock and a wedge of cheese This he announced is my newest invention It is called the Gänger Doppel Device And what does the Gänger-Doppel Device do you ask Well I’ll tell you It reverses the effects of my Doppelgänger Device which is the invention that turned one of you into a perfect copy of my son All I need to do is point the Gänger-Doppel Device at you and press this button and then the fake W B will be transformed back into

The Wonderful Baron Doppelgänger Device — page 3 — whoever he or she really is I looked over at the fake W B He was beginning to sweat But then again he looked exactly like me and I tend to sweat a lot In fact I felt my forehead and realized that I was sweating too Why are you touching my forehead the fake W B asked me Oops We look so much alike that even I’m confused about which one is the real me Sorry Go ahead and use the Gänger-Doppel Device on them McLaron M told P as she nervously clutched his arm I want my son back P frowned Then he looked at Geoffrey and smiled again In P’s defense Geoffrey really was a clever horse We were all quite fond of him me M tweaked P’s nose and he once again focused on me and the fake There is a slight problem with this invention Sharon P told M You see if you use the Gänger-Doppel Device on someone who hasn’t had the Doppelgänger Device used on them first it will try to reverse and undo who they are which can’t be done since they already are who they are Understand Huh I said Huh the fake me said I’m glad that the fake me was just as confused as the real me Otherwise I would have been rather embarrassed I may be slow but at least I’m as slow as myself I nervously ran my fingers through my hair Why are you running your fingers through my hair the fake me asked Sorry I thought it was my hair

The Wonderful Baron Doppelgänger Device — page 4 — What are you saying McLaron M asked P What happens if you use this Gänger-Doppel Device on the real W B instead of the fake W B Basically what I’m trying to say P said as he nervously licked his lips is that if I use it on the real W B it will turn his skin inside out For a moment no one spoke I wasn’t certain of many things but I was pretty darn certain that I didn’t want to have my skin turned inside out I was actually quite used to having it outside in or right side out or whatever it’s called when your skin is the way that it’s supposed to be I didn’t know what would happen to a person who had their skin turned inside out but I imagined that it wouldn’t be too pleasant At the very least it would be terribly messy Are you confused You look confused You’re scratching your head more than usual which means you’re either confused or you forgot to wash the soap out of your hair during your bath Don’t feel bad I do that all the time Maybe I should start at the beginning I’m currently at the end where things aren’t going too well for me and if I start at the beginning maybe you’ll understand why My name is Waldo Baron but since I consider Waldo to be the second worst name in the world I prefer to be called W B instead My

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