Creepy Cafetorium Book 1: The Gelatinous Twin

Creepy Cafetorium Book 1: The Gelatinous Twin — page 3
suddenly it’s an auditorium or a gymnasium or a wormhole to a whole other dimension where I’m seventeen feet tall and can breathe fire I mean heh-heh only in theory of course I’m Gertie your guide and I know this place better than anybody In my 600 uh I mean 60 years working in the Cafetorium I’ve seen all sorts of things You gotta be on your toes in the Cafetorium and if you’re really smart you should be on your toes while you sit on someone else’s shoulders Though I can assure you the floor only turned into lava once Today’s story is about our very