Katharine the Almost Great Can't Keep Trackula of Jackula

Katharine the Almost Great Can't Keep Trackula of Jackula — page 7
After his parents got divorced Crockett and Aunt Chrissy moved into our basement Since Crockett had all sorts of creepy crawlers downstairs I stayed upstairs in the critter-free zone Before Crockett ran downstairs he told another joke Why did the vampire quit team Because they would only let him be bat boy Get it the baseball It was going to be a long week After Crockett left I zip-a-zoomed around the house and flicked on every light Did the movie scare you Mom asked as she rocked Jack back and forth I shook my head Mom raised her eyebrow Would you feel better falling asleep on the couch She wiped more drool from Jack’s mouth Jack’s been acting so strange I’m sure he’ll be up for a while 10