GHOST DETECTORS Yo Ho No BY DOTTI ENDERLE ILLUSTRATED BY HOWARD MCWILLIAM
The Flying Hornswaggle Malcolm sat up stretched and yawned Yes Saturday The laziest day of the week He went to the kitchen and poured a bowl of Toasty-Os cereal Then he grabbed a spoon and rushed into the living room to watch his favorite TV program Ghost Stalkers He’d never missed a single episode The hosts of the show were Bob Nick and Carol three ghost hunters who travel 4
from city to city searching for phantoms apparitions and spirit activity Welcome to this week’s episode Nick said holding a satellite thingie over his head Malcolm never understood why they used such clumsy equipment Their meters and sensors were about the size of his TV More than once a ghost had picked one up and bopped Nick over the head with it Malcolm had done a lot of ghost hunting and one thing’s for sure you never let a ghost touch your tools He’d e-mailed the hosts four times to suggest they get an Ecto-Hand Held-Automatic-Heat-Sensitive-Laser Enhanced Specter Detector When it comes to ghost detecting it was the best Malcolm had just bitten into a spoonful of cereal when Bob said Today we’re
