How I Got a Life and a Dog

How I Got a Life and a Dog — page 1 — FOR TIM AND CHIMA

How I Got a Life and a Dog — page 2 — PART ONE You Can’t teaCh an old dog new triCks

How I Got a Life and a Dog — page 3

How I Got a Life and a Dog — page 4 — Friday night the new apartment we have this dog now His name is Reggie Don’t look at me I didn’t name him My mom got him at the pound yesterday That’s the way pound dogs come already named Supposedly it’s too late to change this one’s name from Reggie to something more doglike like say Trooper or Flash or Blitzkrieg because it would confuse him Or at least that’s what Mom says the pound told her Mom was supposed to be bringing stuff home from the Supa-Sava to make tacos with But she wasn’t holding a bag of groceries just a leash with Reggie hooked to the other end This apartment is way too small for a dog I Then again she lies Take him back I told her 1

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