The Uncanny Express (The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters Book 2)

The Uncanny Express (The Unintentional Adventures of the Bland Sisters Book 2) — page 7
Tillie's Tips Fourth Kale is seldom seen without her backpack in which she currently carries Tillie’s Tips a worn little paperback featuring page after page of housekeeping advice supplemented with helpful if slightly dated black-and-white illustrations Kale came across this particular title at the Port Innastorm Library several weeks ago and has already renewed it twice She finds Tillie’s Tips incredibly helpful and of course she finds comfort in knowing that there is someone out there who is more obsessed with cleaning than she is Fifth Jaundice is known to wear a smock featuring an inordinate number of pockets She tends to pop items in her pockets at random providing herself with such treasures as a lone shoelace two or three paper clips a handful of clothespins and a slightly damp kitchen sponge Jaundice does not always remember to empty her pockets before her smock goes into the wash much to the continued chagrin of Kale who does the laundry Other than these few distinctions the Bland Sisters are just about the same Jaundice and Kale pride themselves on their exacting routine After breakfast plain oatmeal with skim milk a cup 2