World's Best (and Worst) Sports Jokes

World's Best (and Worst) Sports Jokes book cover — LAUGH YOUR SOCKS OFFEE WORLD'S BEST AND WORST SPORTS JOKES EMMA CARLSON BERNE Lerner Publications Minneapolis

World's Best (and Worst) Sports Jokes — page 1 — Q Why did the chicken cross the road during the soccer game A He couldn't stay in the game he'd been kicked out for fowl play

World's Best (and Worst) Sports Jokes — page 2 — The football player called a time out What's going on asked his coach I thought you were enjoying this game at the wildlife park There are elephants giraffes and hippos too The football player shook his head It's no use Coach he said sadly There are just too many cheetahs Q Where do football players like to buy things A The tackle shop Q Why was the football coach mad A He wanted his quarterback Knock knock Who's there Tess Tess who Tess me the football I want to play 3

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