Monster Jokes

Monster Jokes — page 1 — Why was the monster standing on his head He was turning things over in his mind 4

Monster Jokes — page 2 — How do you stop a monster from digging up your garden Take his shovel away Why won’t anyone kiss Dracula He has bat breath How can you tell if there’s a monster in your closet You can’t shut the door 5

Monster Jokes — page 3 — How did the monster cure his sore throat He spent all day gargoyling How do you keep an ugly monster in suspense I’ll tell you tomorrow What happened to the wolf that fell into the washing machine It became a wash-and-werewolf 6

Monster Jokes — page 4 — What do you get if you cross the Loch Ness monster with a shark Loch jaws 7

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