CHAPTER ONE BATTLE STATIONS WHEEP WHEEP WHEEP The alarms aboard the Spaceship Tunafish were going crazy Lights were flashing everywhere What’s going on ICEcube asked Captain Krill waddling out of his ice bath
Nothing too serious Captain said ICEcube Just fifty Squid-G fighters approaching at five hundred thousand light-years per hour Fifty Squid-G fighters and you say it’s nothing serious said the captain He finished drying his yellow ear patches with a towel Beaky Wader’s the only guy in space who owns Squid-Gs But we’re three million light-years away from his space station Splash Gordon looked up from tinkering with his latest invention a long tube-like thing with a trigger Then Beaky must be tracking us somehow he said I’d say that’s pretty serious said Rocky Waddle from his pilot’s chair
Fuzz Allgrin came out of the kitchen You bet your beak it’s serious he said The alarm system has shut down my oven It’s cold mackerel for us today Yum said Rocky cheering up I never liked hot food So how long do we have until they attack ICEcube Captain Krill asked Ten seconds Captain Nine eight Get in your seats crew Captain Krill ordered Rocky Warp speed away We can’t fight fifty of them We’ll just have to run Fuzz Allgrin never runs from anyone said Fuzz Seven six five That’s because you’re a little blue
