Meet the Space Penguins Captain James T Krill Emperor penguin Height 3 ft 7 in Looks yellow ear patches and noble bearing Likes swordfish minus the sword Lab Test Results showed leadership qualities in fish challenge Guaranteed to keep calm in a crisis First Mate once upon a time Beaky Wader now known as Dark Wader Emperor penguin Height 4 ft Looks yellow ear patches and evil laugh Likes prawn pizza Lab Test Results cheated at every challenge Guaranteed to cause trouble
Pilot with no sense of direction Rocky Waddle Rockhopper penguin Height 1 ft 6 in Looks long yellow eyebrows Likes mackerel ice cream Lab Test Results fastest slider in toboggan challenge Guaranteed to speed through an asteroid belt while reading charts upside down Security Officer and Head Chef Fuzz Allgrin Little Blue Penguin Height 1 ft 1 in Looks small with fuzzy blue feathers Likes fish sticks in cream and truffle sauce Lab Test Results showed creativity and aggression in ice carving challenge Guaranteed to defend ship crew and kitchen with his life
Loading Loading Loading I am ICEcube and you are on board the Tunafish the coolest spaceship in the whole universe It's cool because it's full of penguins and penguins like to keep the temperature down I'm the Tunafish's onboard computer and I can't lie so you know that this is true Yes penguin astronauts fly the Tunafish
Since penguins don't normally fly and have never been to space before this is unusual But NASA decided that penguin astronauts could send useful information about space back to Earth They trained five penguins gave them spacesuits and blasted them into orbit One disappeared and made plans to rule the universe by himself The rest lost contact with Earth and now have only my very large brain to keep them company out here among the stars In short my database says NASA is a bunch of turnip heads It's a shame that the penguins got lost because we've learned a lot about space that we could share with Earth Fuzz Allgrin invented a nice pickle using Massive Bugle blasting Blagwit boogers Captain James T Krill learned that being brave is great until you upset a Massive Bugle blasting Blagwit by picking its nose Rocky Waddle recently found out that left and right are not the same thing except
