1 BORRRRING That’s how I’d describe the first 13 years of my life Don’t get me wrong living at Mr Shelley’s Orphanage for Lost and Neglected Children wasn’t ALWAYS bad But more often than not life was just a big ol heaping helping of boredom Thankfully Year 14 made up for it all Which is why I’m writing this journal Because Year Chapter 14
STYLE GOT I needs to be remembered or at least not forgotten So in case you were wondering my future self here’s what you looked like then Hmm you know looking back I can kind of see why I never got adopted I suppose I made an odd first impression Something about me just doesn’t quite match Or actually a lot of things don't
ANNOYING SUPER 1 My right eye is blue and my left is green 2 I have short fingers on one hand and giant ones on the other 3 One leg is longer than the other 4 My feet are way too big for my legs not to mention two completely different sizes Sure not everyone noticed these qualities the first time they saw me But anyone who spent time with me like say trying to decide if they wanted to take me home saw them eventually
