blue and the other is bright green Or maybe it’s because I’m the son of FRANKENSTEIN’S MONSTER Not that any of the people passing me in downtown Los Angeles knew that I had only just found that out myself I never knew my dad but I had read about him I’d only bothered to print out one of the newspaper articles I’d found and taped it here in my journal because they were all pretty much the same Apparently my dad tended to freak people out
MONSTER FRANKENSTEIN'S Some people are scared of genetically modified food Imagine how they felt meeting a genetically modified MAN Actually I imagined how they felt a lot I wished I could’ve traded places with them and met my dad But he disappeared after leaving me at Mr Shelley’s Orphanage for Lost and Neglected
SHELLEY MR Children when I was just a baby Let’s recap shall we No one knew who had left me So Mr Shelley the orphanage director named me John Doe J D for short Growing up in the orphanage the one thing I wanted was a big family Then one day I found the journal of Dr Victor Von Frankenstein I discovered that my dad was Frankenstein’s Monster which meant I had a HUGE family Well kind of
LEG SHORT HAND BIG EYE GREEN HAND LITTLE EYE BLUE I inherited my mismatched arms and legs and hands from my dad The way I figured it the people he got body parts from were my relatives I have their hands feet and eyes the same way other kids have their grandmother’s ears or their great-uncle’s nose
