The Terrible Two

The Terrible Two — page 7 — Some facts about Yawnee Valley If you placed all of Yawnee Valley's cows in a stack they would extend to the moon and back But this is probably not a good idea since cows are afraid of heights and cannot breathe in space without helmets

The Terrible Two — page 8 — cows In 1836 due to a balloting error a cow was elected mayor of Yawnee Valley After earning record high approval ratings the cow was reelected to a second term A statue of that cow still stands in the center of the town square If you stand next to a cow for a whole day you will hear that cow moo one hundred times or less Counting moos is a popular popular pastime in Yawnee Valley MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO That's one All this makes Yawnee Valley a very exciting place if you're enthusiastic about cows Miles Murphy was not enthusiastic about

The Terrible Two — page 9 — today Chapter 2 THIS IS Miles Murphy He's on his way to Yawnee Valley Let's take a closer look at his face Notice the scowl Notice the gloom Notice the way his face is pressed against the window and he looks like he's trying to escape Notice the way he keeps sighing SIGH That's one hundred sighs

The Terrible Two — page 10 — Miles please stop sighing Judy Murphy said from the driver's seat We're going to have a house now Your room will be bigger And you'll have a yard We'll have a fresh start So a smile would be nice But Miles could not smile because he was unhappy about moving to Yawnee Valley He was unhappy about saying goodbye goodbye to his friends Carl and Ben He was unhappy about saying saying good bye to his old apartment in a pink building that was close to the ocean He was unhappy about saying good bye to his old bedroom whose four walls and ceiling were plastered with maps that he'd tried to take with him but were plastered so well they tore when he pulled them down He shouldn't have plastered those maps so well He was unhappy about saying good bye to Max's Market his trusted candy supplier And he

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