Angry Birds Stella: Dahlia and the Ultimate Invention

Angry Birds Stella: Dahlia and the Ultimate Invention — page 9
Or take my Patented Perch Tidier with optional hot lemon-scented towel dispenser for those overheating housework situations I just know this would have scored high on the Scale of Scientific Superbness if only the towel-dispensing mechanism fashioned from a tin-opener a ping-pong ball and a sink plunger hadn’t gone rusty and started shooting towels all over Stella’s perch until it looked like an explosion in a flannel factory Or how about my All-Singing Clock-o-Matic Carpet-Cleaning Snackarama which could give you the time to the tune of forty-seven different popular songs on the Piggy Island Hot 100 vacuum the floor and offer you roasted peanuts toasted marshmallows or soup-in-a-cup I can’t even bring myself to write down again the many and varied ways this experiment failed but let’s just say it was sticky soupy and someone ended up with a slightly singed bottom 12