How to Be an Earthling: Parks and Wrecks

How to Be an Earthling: Parks and Wrecks — page 1 — Trixie Lopez Mrs Buckle Jack Donnelly

How to Be an Earthling: Parks and Wrecks — page 2 — Piper Cho Grace Hanford Adam Novak Newton Miller Jo Jo

How to Be an Earthling: Parks and Wrecks — page 3

How to Be an Earthling: Parks and Wrecks — page 4 — REPORT TO TROOP BEEP BEEP BEEP Guys guess what I won a pie-eating contest and my picture was in the In case you don’t know a pie is a newspaper delicious circular dessert And a newspaper is how Earthlings share VERY IMPORTANT I don’t want to brag but I’m pretty sure INFORMATION I’m famous now People are going to follow me around asking for autographs taking I’d better go polish my antennae Got to pictures look good for my fans

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