My Life in Smiley Book 1: It's All Good

My Life in Smiley Book 1: It's All Good — page 7 — DINNER TIIIIIIIME It's my mom SO IT’S NOW OR NEVER TO GIVE IT A TRY One day I’m sure someone will discover my memoirs in the safe of an abandoned space shuttle and I’LL MAKE IT INTO HISTORY WITH A CAPITAL H Wait a minute I just got a text

My Life in Smiley Book 1: It's All Good — page 8 — Dear future human Monday What’s up I’m Bruce Max My name’s While waiting to go back to school I’ll take the opportunity to tell you a little about myself My name is Maxime and I live in France OK would’ve rather been named Bruce or Clark Luckily everyone calls me Max nicknames are way cooler I’m eleven years old and I have two sisters Lisa is eight but she’s still my parents little baby And Marion she’s fourteen and she’s so annoyyyyyying so I Even on Eratosthenes she’d be sent back to Earth for being so annoyyyyyying Maybe you future people are lucky enough to have parents who took some kind of a cyber-pill to give you a little brother instead

My Life in Smiley Book 1: It's All Good — page 9 — Unfortunately for me that isn’t the case I’m surrounded by girls and for that alone I should be awarded a medal The proof I looked in the dictionary and SISTER rhymes with BLISTER TWISTER LISTERine OK so that last one is a stretch THINGS ARE GOING SWIMMINGLY My parents are kind of lame or uncool at the very least but overall they’re OK My dad works at S Inc a company that makes sinks

My Life in Smiley Book 1: It's All Good — page 10 — My mom works in a laboratory but I’ve never really understood what she does exactly Oh Oh Dear future human want to know my parents favorite joke Have a good think my dear Have a good sink my dear I live in a house in the suburbs Sometimes it gets a little boring But I often go on vacation to the countryside in Brittany to stay with Grandpa Joff and Grandma Ragny Yeah I know what you’re thinking future human there’s nothing surprising or exciting in my everyday mundane life but wait till you read the rest of my work

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