My Life in Smiley Book 1: It's All Good

My Life in Smiley Book 1: It's All Good — page 1 — Warning to all unwanted readers

My Life in Smiley Book 1: It's All Good — page 2 — This work is authorized to be read only after Friday April 19 2126 If you have discovered this notebook before this date do not open it But if you’re reading these words then it means you already have Your only hope is to close it immediately or you’ll seriously regret it especially if your names are Dad Mom Lisa Marion or Raoul Beware I have placed a curse on the following pages If you don’t heed this warning your eyes will burn and turn neon yellow Your hands will sprout enormous black blisters that shoot out hundreds of spiders tarantulas to be exact If you have the bad idea which I bet you would to pick your nose and then put your fingers in your mouth to eat the boogers your tongue will triple in size and disintegrate so you can never tell anyone what you’ve just read or you are certain to die a horrible death Close this notebook immediately

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