Tyrannosaurus Ralph

Tyrannosaurus Ralph — page 1 — For three people who made a difference Caryn Wiseman Wesley Asbell and Paul Hindman N E For Laurie tougher than a T rex E V

Tyrannosaurus Ralph — page 2 — Some guys are born great some guys achieve greatness and some guys have it thrust upon them Me I was stomped greatness by

Tyrannosaurus Ralph — page 3 — It was Melvin Goonowitz He's a gigantic bully in my fifth grade class I call him The Goon but never to his face His killer move is the Atom Smashing Wedgie Believe me you do not want your atoms smashed HEY MEATBALL WHERE YA ROLLIN yow kick LOOK DOG BREATH I FOUND THIS IN A DUMPSTER IT S A HONK KAZOO UH I THINK TUBA IT S A

Tyrannosaurus Ralph — page 4 — OK SMART GUY I WANT TO HEAR WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE BUT I M NOT TOUCHING THIS GROSS THING WITH MY LIPS YOU DO IT LET S HEAR YOU PLAY UH OR YOU CAN PLAY IT WITH YOUR BUTT YOUR CHOICE I needed a plan Or I was gonna get crushed into creamed corn WAIT I I WANT TO BE A TOUGH GUY LIKE YOU HUH EVERYONE IS AFRAID OF YOU RIGHT EVEN OTHER BULLIES SO I FIGURE IF YOU CAN T BEAT EM JOIN EM THEN YOU DON T GET BEATEN them BУ

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