The Sisters Grimm: The Unusual Suspects

The Sisters Grimm: The Unusual Suspects — page 5
Turn on the lights Daphne shouted When the lights finally came on Elvis stopped stood over Sabrina and barked The girl sat up and then looked down at herself She was covered in sticky glue mousetraps each of which had a tiny little man no more than a couple of inches high stuck fast in the glue Hey let me go one of them shouted What’s the big idea another cried Lilliputians I knew it Granny Relda said then spotted Sabrina’s predicament and laughed When Sabrina scowled at her she tried to stop but couldn’t Oh liebling she giggled Who’s the sick psychopath who came up with this idea one of the Lilliputians shouted indignantly we’ll have you free in no time Granny leaned down to him and smiled Don’t worry with a little vegetable oil But I’m afraid you’re under arrest Sheriff Hamstead said as he stepped out from behind a rack of doll clothes His puffy pink face beamed proudly as he tugged his trousers up over his massive belly The Lilliputians groaned and complained as the sheriff went to work yanking the sticky traps off Sabrina’s clothes you in a court of law You have the right to remain silent Anything you say can and will be used against Ouch said Sabrina as the sheriff tugged a glue trap from her forehead I’m not talking copper one of the Lilliputians snapped And I’m suing you for wrongful arrest Wrongful arrest Sheriff Hamstead exclaimed Unfortunately when the portly policeman got angry or excited the magical disguise he used to hide who he really was stopped working Now his nose vanished and was replaced by a runny pink snout Two hairy pig ears popped out of the top of his head and a series of snorts squeals and huffs came out of his mouth Hamstead had nearly completed the change when the security guard from the next store over wandered into the chaos What’s going on in here the guard asked with a tough authoritative voice He was a tall husky man with a military-style haircut but when he saw the pig in a police uniform hovering over a dozen tiny men in glue traps he nearly fainted Oh dear We forgot some of the shops have their own security guards Granny Relda said softly as she reached into her handbag and approached the stunned man Granny no Sabrina begged I don’t have a choice Sabrina It doesn’t hurt him Granny explained then blew some soft pink dust into the guard’s face His eyes glazed over as the old woman told him he’d had another ordinary night at work and nothing unusual had occurred The security guard nodded in agreement