Princess Labelmaker to the Rescue!

Princess Labelmaker to the Rescue! — page 5 — THE FUNTiME MENACE by Tommy I can’t believe we’re having to make ANOTHER case file about fighting FunTime I thought we’d have won by now but it just won’t die Kind of like Darth Maul And now that it’s April it almost seems like it’s too late to fix the problem this year A few weeks ago Rabbski told our parents she would try to do something but she hasn’t We just keep on watching FunTime videos and filling out worksheets to PREP-are for the stupid state Standards tests

Princess Labelmaker to the Rescue! — page 6 — And those tests are coming up in May and then school will be over True it will be awesome to get a break from watching the evil Professor FunTime and his even more evil singing calculator Gizmo But the thing is if we the Origami Rebel Alliance don’t beat it this year then it’ll just be back next year And that will mean a whole new year of taking PREP classes and watching the Professor instead of taking the classes we actually like like art and band and chorus and LEGO robots So that’s why we have our big rebel plan which right now doesn’t seem to be doing much We threatened Rabbski that if she didn’t dump FunTime and give us our classes and field trip back we would do really really bad on the state Standards test on purpose She flipped out of course and told us how important those tests are and how taking 3

Princess Labelmaker to the Rescue! — page 7 — them is a law and how we were disrupting the learning environment and everything like that We all SAID we were going to do it anyway but I think actually most people are going to chicken out I know that I would LIKE to chicken out It’s scary to be a rebel But when I told Origami Yoda how I might chicken out he said Chicken out do not That’s easy for him to say Origami Yoda isn’t actually a student under the authority of Principal Rabbski Dwight who IS a student under the authority of Ms Rabbski DID chicken out Somehow he’s out but his finger puppet is in Is that possible Apparently so But it’s scary I said Every time I see Rabbski she glares at me I keep expecting her to call me a disruption to the learning environment and try to kick me out of school like she did you Dwight And I’m sure she’s 4

Princess Labelmaker to the Rescue! — page 8 — cooking up some kind of plan to destroy us once and for all Hrmmm Origami Yoda said maybe plan she does have but fear not That is why you have Foldy-Wan to be fearless when fear all around you is Uh fear is going to be all around me I’m going to be surrounded by fear I sincerely hope that doesn’t happen because I don’t know that I CAN be fearless Anyway I guess we’ll find out what happens as we put this case file together Previous case files have answered questions like Is Origami Yoda real Will Darth Paper take Harvey to the Dark Side Can the Fortune Wookiee save us AND Dwight And can we find a way to fight FunTime We did find a way creating the Origami Rebellion But now we’re just sort of stuck So I hope this case file ends up answering the question How did the rebels beat Fun-Time 5

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