The Strange Case of Origami Yoda

The Strange Case of Origami Yoda — page 3 — whether to take his advice or not and if I make the wrong choice I'm doomed I don't want to get into all that yet so for now let's just say it's about this really cool girl Sara and whether or not I should risk making a fool of myself for her Origami Yoda says to do it but if he's wrong total humiliation So I've got to know if he's real I need solid answers I need scientific evidence That's why I went around and asked everybody who got help from Origami Yoda to tell their stories Then I put all the stories together in this case file Who knows maybe this case file could even be useful if scientists ever decide to study Origami Yoda To try to make it really scientific I let my friend Harvey comment on each story Harvey has never ever believed in Origami Yoda even for one second and he still doesn't In fact he says he is 100 percent sure that Origami Yoda is just a green

The Strange Case of Origami Yoda — page 4 — paperwad So he tried to find the logical explanation for all the really weird things that happened And then I commented on each story too because after all I'm the one who's trying to figure this whole thing out My other friend Kellen wanted to help too So I let him borrow the case file Instead of adding anything useful he just doodled all over it I was mad at first but actually some of the doodles almost look like people from school so I didn't bother trying to erase them And anyway I don't have time for that I've got to study this thing and make a decision Is Origami Yoda real or isn't he Oh yeah one other thing I almost forgot about Dwight Dwight is the guy who carries Origami Yoda around on his finger The strangest thing about Origami Yoda is

The Strange Case of Origami Yoda — page 5 — that he is so wise even though Dwight is a total loser I'm not saying that as an insult It's just a fact Dwight never seems to do anything right Always in trouble Always getting harassed by other kids Always picking his nose Always finding a way to ruin it for everyone as the teachers say If he would just listen to Origami Yoda's wisdom like the rest of us he would have it made But no he ends up barfing in class because he ate thirteen servings of canned peaches at lunch or stealing a girl's shoe or wearing shorts with his socks pulled up above his knees He even manages to turn his good points into loser points See he is the total origami master of our school First he made cranes and frogs and all that then he started inventing his own stuff Origami Yoda is not just a perfect paper version of Yoda he's also Dwight's own design

The Strange Case of Origami Yoda — page 6 — Dwight's not the first person in the world to make an Origami Yoda of course There are a bunch of them on the Internet But Dwight didn't download instructions he actually created his own Origami Yoda But it's one thing to make a paper Yoda and it's another to ask people to talk to it That's what makes him a loser You can't go around school with a paper Yoda on your finger talking to people I bet even Origami Yoda would tell him that if he would just listen Anyway here's the first story which happens to be about a girl not THE girl and shows how good it can be to listen to what Origami Yoda has to say

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