Creature Teacher Goes Wild

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CHAPTER 1 Wacky Wilf’s Wild Adventure Park Zap Zap Eurrrrrgh Zap Zap Eurrrrrgh Zap zap Move your head Barnaby Jake said I want to see out the window No can do These zombies won’t zap themselves Barnaby replied his eyes glued to his phone Sighing Jake left Barnaby to his zombie-zapping and looked down the aisle of the bus His teacher Mr Hyde was at the back wearing a purple pinstriped suit and strumming a ukulele OK fifth graders he bellowed One two three If you’re happy that you’re going to Wacky Wilf’s Wild Adventure Park clap your hands If you’re happy that you’re going to Wacky Wilf’s Wild Adventure Park recite the alphabet backward Jake shook his head Mr Hyde really is the craziest funniest and best teacher in the world he murmured out loud Solar system Nora corrected from her seat across the aisle Universe added Woodstock who was sitting next to her They all grinned at each other Mr Hyde was a great teacher He made lessons fun And he didn’t make his students clean the school toilets with toothbrushes like some teachers they’d had I just hope he doesn’t get too excited Nora whispered You know how much he