Missile Toe: A Very Confused Christmas

Missile Toe: A Very Confused Christmas

Author: , Illustrator: Marty Kelley

Christmas can be a very confusing holiday. Just what are sugarplums anyway?! This collection of silly poems show classic Christmas carols and traditions reimagined through the eyes of a very confused kid. With illustrations from the hysterical Marty Kelley, this is a perfect pick for a holiday full of belly laughs.
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Ages: 5-7
Read time: 5-20 mins
AR LEVEL: 3.4
LEXILE©: AD580L
Ages: 5-7
Read time: 5-20 mins

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