How to Be an Earthling: Spork Out of Orbit

How to Be an Earthling: Spork Out of Orbit — page 5
1 GREETINGS EARTHLINGS Trixie drummed her feet She tapped her fingers on her desk She glanced out the window at the playground Then she looked at her word puzzle and sighed Word puzzles on Wednesdays Math games on Mondays Spelling bees on Fridays If only something different would happen 11