Oh Uncle Herman I’m so sorry Daisy’s mom said Daisy couldn’t hold it back any longer Waaaaahhhhh Dandy scrunched down covering his ears Wow She’s half our age but she sounds like a police siren Only louder Malcolm added Nobody can blow that hard Dandy said Malcolm nodded My caaaaaaake Daisy wailed While two of the waiters plucked the cake off Uncle Herman’s head a waitress said to Daisy Don’t worry we’ll get you another cake You bet you will Daisy’s mom yelled like it was the bakery’s fault The waitress ran off to check on the replacement cake
Malcolm pushed aside his brownie and leaned toward Dandy Seriously that kid probably couldn’t blow a napkin off a straw How’d she do that Dandy shrugged I don’t know Just as the waiters were picking the last of the cake crumbs off Uncle Herman’s head all the party plates rose into the air Daisy’s mom stomped her foot What in the world is But before she could finish the plates spun across the room like Frisbees That’s when Malcolm overheard one waiter say to another I told you this place is haunted Yep Malcolm thought Definitely
Chapter 2 Where’s Spooky Malcolm and Dandy quickly biked back to Malcolm’s house All right Malcolm said as they stepped onto the porch We get in grab the gear and get back to the bakery He could only imagine what disaster could be happening A tart tornado A sticky bun blizzard He opened the front door and Ahh he yelled stumbling back into Dandy Malcolm’s sister Cocoa stood at the threshold her orange-tinted hair
frizzing out in all directions Her puke green glossy lips curled into a snarl Out of my way twerp Cocoa growled pushing past him I’m late Malcolm dodged to the side For what Cocoa gave him a death glare Her yellow striped skirt billowed out like a tutu I’ve got a date with destiny Who’s Destiny Dandy asked She rolled her eyes I’m on my way to a modeling audition at the mall Her A model Malcolm wiggled a finger in his ear certain he had not heard right Cocoa tugged Malcolm’s finger from his ear You’re so gross Then she twirled on her purple platform heels and marched away Make sure to stop by Flour Power Malcolm yelled to her
