Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond

Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Path of the Diamond — page 9
After the celebration we went to the pool The mobs wouldn’t be coming back anytime soon and we totally needed a break The builders made this area underground It used to be a giant cavern the miners had cleared out The main attraction is the heated water There’s a small lava pool bubbling underneath the floor that heats it perpetually From what the humans have told me the game version of our world doesn’t simulate temperature beyond melting snow and ice The real world isn’t so forgiving Try spending a night in a tundra biome You’ll be throwing down a furnace real quick We changed into our swimming suits and jumped in We agreed to play Creeper’s Revenge one of our favorite games It’s where a single cat must avoid the splashes of the many creepers as they dive in over and over You’re probably wondering how we decide teams After someone shouts Go the last one to call out Boom is the first to be the cat Go Boom Boom Boom Breeze glanced at the three of us Boom She’d obviously never played this before We all turned to Emerald